Knit Personality (a.k.a. Nit Personality, Sam Hain, Rudolph Frosty Jinglebong, Grame Rabbit, J.J.J. Schmitt, August Hempseed Hackensack, The Pauper of Hearts, Muddy Toilet, Sonny Boy 1/8, Hugh Jazzhole, Signor Bumpy, Willie Nelson Wonka, etc., etc., etc.) is an albino black man with brown hair and brown eyes. He’s a professional penniless bum, philanthropist, and entrepreneur. He eats tin sandwiches.