Jello

There was a theatrical fellow
Who played most bizarrely the cello:
   His tone supersonic,
   His air histrionic,
He jiggled vibratos like jello.

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Half-Breeds

There once was a boy bear named Eddie
Who knocked up a girl bear named Betty:
   They had a big litter 
   Of cubs that would titter
And totter, half Polar, half Teddy.

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